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i'm the smartest raccoon i know ([personal profile] torture) wrote2013-11-12 10:02 am

GET SUM!!!!!

HOLIDAY CARDS MOTHERFUCKERS
-give me your address deets
-i will send you a storebought piece of shit which will hopefully look like this with a heartfelt (????????) message inside
-if you have any allergies tell me because if you're in an area that would not be prohibitively expensive to ship to i might also send cookies
-what do u celebrate do u celebrate anything etc etc etc